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Logwad

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PostSubject: Ummm....   Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:51 pm

What do I do again?
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:48 pm

I put on my rob and wizard hat.
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:42 pm

kick logwad and laughs at him as hes down
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:38 pm

Cast level 3 Eroticism on Wi and he turns into a Beautiful Woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:57 pm

thundax show the picture Razz
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Furybreed the Idiot.

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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:39 pm

Attack LOGWAD with Diamond Axe with sharpening and piercing augments.
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:06 pm

Fury, yee still too young to use a diamond axe. If yer gonna whomp hurt Logwad, make him read Salkands Autobiography. And stay out of me cellar!!. My ale supply is diminishing.
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:42 pm

Fredd wrote:
Fury, yee still too young to use a diamond axe. If yer gonna whomp hurt Logwad, make him read Salkands Autobiography. And stay out of me cellar!!. My ale supply is diminishing.

Fredd, you have to be bound and gagged and stuffed into a haywagon and sent to another country for your ale supply to last any significant amount of time. Smile

Also, I found Salkand's autobiography a riveting piece of literature.
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:13 pm

salkands autobiography is still out in the world? I thought I had thrown it down the fires of my oven when I was making my digiornio pizza.
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:34 pm

Lianbow wrote:
salkands autobiography is still out in the world? I thought I had thrown it down the fires of my oven when I was making my digiornio pizza.

I thought that was delivery pizza. O:
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:43 pm

You ready your wand of Possibly Trademarked (7)

Fire n

Possibly Trademarked smashes Logwad with a bone-crushing sound.
Possibly Trademarked singes Logwad.
Possibly Trademarked cuts Logwad to the bone with an arctic wind.
Possibly Trademarked blasts Logwad with a bolt of lightning.

wand of Possibly Trademarked shakes violently and explodes!

You die. You were killed by an exploding wand.

Logwad laughs at you from a distance.



Curse you and your Relic, Logwaaaaaaaad!!
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:51 pm

Lianbow, Logwad had me hide that evil tome fer the sake of the general welfare of all wyvernites. Any book that when you run spell check on it causes your comp to fire a bolt of lightning at you, then shut down for a week, does not need to be in the publics view.
Poor Logwad used to be fairly normal, till he read it. He even had IQ points, until that Tome corrupted him.
I think I better go find another place to hide it. If poor Fury read it, he really gonna be in trouble. The One ring don't have nothing on that book.
Tried throwing it in a volcano, it was spit out, and 50 golems were summoned to whoop me rear fer polluting magma.
Logwad needs to go find poor old Gandalf, ask him what to do about that book. Its one of them Artifacts that mankind cannot control, or comprehend. But it is good fer keeping rats out of yer cellar.
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:43 am

*Finishes off one of Fredd's ales*...oops.. pale ... ummmm he did it! *Points at random person in the distance* :Fat Ass:
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:08 pm

I, am, a, cow, would, thee, like, some, cheeeese?
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:17 pm

Rakunta, I hope yee not drink any of the ale in the yeller barrels. If yee did, thee gonna be hunting the biggest pile of sand that Rakunta can find.
Ha, I am not losing my mind, there is a pally filter in here, now!!
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:40 pm

Fredd wrote:
Fury, yee still too young to use a diamond axe. If yer gonna whomp hurt Meatwad, make him read Salkands Autobiography. And stay out of me cellar!!. My ale supply is diminishing.

Yessir...*throws away Diamond Axe and gets a Mithril Axe*

And..where can I happen to find Salky's Biography?


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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:22 am

breaks throu the door. enters the room... lokks around....

*walks through the room.. and sits down on a chair....*
rumpelrumms the chairs breaks.. its not for a giant... so the big stonie sits on the floor and is looking at the funny small living things... ...

smashs iher club on the table.... ( that also breaks into pieces)

I want a beer. no ale a beer.... and not that kind of warm thing that tastes like....*****... i want a cool good beer.

turns her head and waves a big *hello* to the living fingerfood
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:19 am

*runs away*

*returns with big keg of nice, cold beer*

*gives to Thonkhs and runs away* drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:30 pm

*juchuuuuu i get a beer.* Very Happy
thanks furybreed... öhm .. can´t see u any longer.. where thee???..... cyclops


takes a big mouthfull of beer..... uuuuggh aaaarrchchchchgl...
and spites out ....



*ahhhh that is limonade.. that is no beer... what the heck is this.. there is something in it. but thats no beer* affraid

tastes sweet so sweet.....
... looks on the flooor.

*Ahh thats why it tasts so sweet.... there was a little rakshasa in it..*smiles brithly, that are my favorite sweets..... jomm

takes a second motuhfull... and smiels ... *yeah thee made a good job.. this beer`s pretty good* drunken

thx furybreed... come get your hug.... harr harr geek
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:04 pm

*runs back to Thonkhs* Yay! What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:30 pm

Furybreed, thonhkies a blonde stoney. She just doin the fussy gal thingy
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:15 am

..okies? bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:38 am

*turns around puts her feet on a black an white little thing...* crunch

huuppps theres some red marmelade on the floor.. sry... affraid

fury was it your jar?.... hööööööö i think i heard a voice.. may be it was just from outside..... bounce

wasnt there a dwarf... where it is?????... looks around`.....gone sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Ummm....   Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:58 pm

*crunch* I'm under...yer...fooooottttt...*crunch* Exclamation Shocked
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