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Arisu

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PostSubject: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:48 am

My good friend Jake relayed this story to me yesterday. I don't remember this ever happening. One time when I was in 3rd grade, we were out on the playground for recess and Jake fell down and scraped his hand on the pavement. I sat down next to him and said "Hey.. I can make it feel better". So he smiled and said "sure". I told him to stand up. I then got really close to him, and said "are thee ready?" when he nodded I kicked him in the shin. Hard. When he asked why I just kicked him in the shin I said something like "now thee won't think about your hand"
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:04 am

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Furybreed the Idiot.

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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:21 pm

Shocked

Arisu's gonna kick meh No
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:59 pm

My grandpa used to do something similar, only he always offered to stick a tack in my butt -_-
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:08 pm

I don't remember much of my childhood, either. From what I hear, it is nothing worth remembering. I was viewed as an "easy target" by bullies, and I'm told I eventually got fed up with people who picked on me and would fight them as hard as I could. I'm told that it worked (besides having troubles with the teachers, which was ironic, since they did nothing for my problem to begin with), then I went to another school, which was much better.


And it seems during 1st grade, I got kicked off the bus a lot too. None of us remember why. ^.^
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:37 pm

child...hood...

"Omnimagic" has never had a childhood. I was born raised, and bred as a deviously tricky sleeper...*goes back to bed*
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:49 pm

"Omnimagic"..thee're millions of years old. How could thee remember a childhood like that?? Besides..it probably consisted of wasting your life drawing pictures of omni rings Neutral

Just kidding afro

Salkand with Bessy
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:16 pm

"Omnimagic" "Omnimagic" "Omnimagic" "Omnimagic"....

CURSES I see the word everywhere I go. WHY MUST I BE TORMENTED.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:33 pm

Poor "Omnimagic" Sad

I need to get Boki to give thee a hug sometime.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:33 pm

Arisu, do not werry about the shin kicking. It tis like the theory behind acupuncture. After yee stab someone with something, and ask if they feel better, they will learn after the fifth or sixth attack to lie.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:17 pm

heh.. i had that happen to me before.. arm was hurting and someone punched my in my mouth... but in the same instant.. he said ouch my hand hurts now.. and i said.. o rly?....wantedd to kick him where the sun dont shine.... but just gave him a black eye.. and kicked him in the pants.... was great...

Oh and fury.. tell boki i said hi
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:52 pm

Okiday Smile
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:11 am

i wish i got a friend to kick me in the shin when i need it...their idea of cheering me up tend to involve going out and smash some mailboxes with a golf club while driving...or reminding me that i'm addicted to racetrack pavement+corn Razz
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:17 am

When I was but a wee lad, whom was not a lichy. I met a beautiful lass. Whom name I can't remember, but me think she were fredd's sister. We'll, things didn't go well after that, we broke up...she took the house, all the food, everything. Actually she left me my dog...but she took the dog food.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:26 am

"Omnimagic"...we all know thee like guys. >.> So don't make wierd stories up.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:29 am

Nah..."Omnimagic" is straight as a line..a STRAIGHT line..
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:45 pm

ha omnimagic...straight line...it just doesn't seem to add up...

...Bessy eats dog food?
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:20 pm

Well, me gots some bad news, folks. Bessies paw the Arch shoggolich heard abouts Salkands mistreatment of his daghter, and has called the engagement off. Bessie got dragged home to the abyss, squallin her eyes out. Methinks the dog food comment, and him courtin the Dark Mistess got her teed, also.
Oh well, least Salky did not hear about the sizable dowry she had. Guess the omni ring gonner stay with her paw.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:53 am

Poor Salky, misses out on the omni ring that he could have got. How long has he been searching for a ring? o.o

The picture looks as if Bessie wants to eat Salky.
Salkand with Bessy Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:59 pm

I don't think I will ever forget "Omnimagic" and his omni ring. Ever. It's become like.. a part of the scenery.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:45 pm

Su, if Salky ever got one of them rings, with his luck a herd of rust monsters woulds attack him, and eat the dern ring.
By the way, when Rhialto cast the imprison spell over Wyvern, he fergot about one of the sewer outlets, muwaaaah. Me Cousin Edd sends me message bottles of the goings on in wyvern. The last message me got, he said the unemployment lines fer them monsters is mighty long, Gus is applying fer bankruptcy, and the auction hall in Verdan is now being sold to a Demon Lord fer use as a dance studio,,*Shivers*. Also all the ale has turned green*Cries*.
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:58 pm

Ale..green...NVA..DemonLordimized...Bessy..not with "Omnimagic"...


THIS IS BAD!! The only one thing that could cause the end of wyvern right now is..is..if all of the Varakian D..d...dwarves went...s...s..SOBER pale
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:10 pm

Something tells me it won't be too hard for the dwarves to find good ale. Even with the server down it won't stop 'em. Can't deny it.. it's like a natural superpower. It would take far more than Wyvern's end for all dwarves to go sober..
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:49 pm

Good point there..
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PostSubject: Re: childhood stories   Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:42 pm

Su, any dwarf werth his salt can find more ale even with Rhialtos embargo on the trade. It just the thought of perfectly good Varak ale goin bad, without me not around to help in quality controls of it. Bah, them elfies like Su too snooty to realize a dwarfs main werry in life. She just jealous me not ever drool at her. Fury, me uncle Jedd said he would give yee a apprenticeship as a ale taster. Fatty moved up to management at the distillery.
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