Ub3r h4x!

If you press alt+F4 in any of the Vault RD's you automatically get teleported to the treasure floor. Really

No h4x for you then!

On your computer, go to C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32.

Delete everything in that folder.

It's helps your computer run faster. SRLY.

If you give me a sandwich you will gain the power to travel hrough time. then you can play as much wyvern as you want.

*gives Vandaman 5000 truckloads of every single kind of sandwich ever made*

Dude!!! How do I go through time now!?!

Furybreed wrote:

*gives Vandaman 5000 truckloads of every single kind of sandwich ever made*

Dude!!! How do I go through time now!?!

Is it you who goes through time, or is it that time goes through you?

...I dunno? Good question..I oughta makes a post bout it!

:shit:

Okay now if you want to travel through time just go to sleep it works everytime.

lol thats awesome, im so gonna put that on my MSN name. btw Logwad i sent ua PM

*drops asleep*

*sneaks into furybreeds house* *hog ties furybreed and steals all his ale*

But..before Lianbow/Vandaman can escape..Furybreed mightily wakes up from his slumber, and gives a thunderous and menacing RRRROOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR

At that moment..his muscles bulge, his veins pop out...his eyes go black..he becomes 9 feet tall...and he so becomes..Thoraxe the Impaler.

Thoraxe then broke his legs, and beat off Lianbows head with them both. After doing so..he took back his ale.

Fury, if yee turn into Thoraxe the impaler, all yer armor is gonner get ruint.

if you can become thoraxe the impaler why are you still at your current level?

Isn't a thoraxe an insect's rear?

TO FREDD: Nah..that's why you strip down before ye shift into Thoraxe

TO LIANBOW: Well...it's kind of obvious that if I DID turn into Thoraxe...my level would increase so high that I would be way overpowered to possibly enter the game. So..I made a deal wit a Necromancer. If I never change into Thoraxe in game..I get all the ale I want. I took the offer first..stupid necromancer curses.

TO LOGWAD: Nonononono...that's a THORAX. I am Thoraxe the Impaler!!

To FURFACE: You Poser!!!. Thundax-Thundaxe you did what I did FATTY!

Always listen to Thundaxe, he is The Fat Meister!

You cant even comprehend how fat I really am. Most of it is housed inside this really tight armor that arisu crafted me. Yes it does get sweaty there and it does smell bad at certain peak hours of the day but that might explain a few things for you young dwarves. Notice how I use correct spelling you fat ugly bearded dwarves. Except for you Fredd. :Fat Ass:

I can't leave thee guys alone for any amount of time... do i have to turn this car around?!

We're in a car? I thought we were all on a rocket ship because I said so I was taking us to arilou's home planet........ Dont make me turn on the anti gravity because I said so spin this rocket so u all bump into each other.

I wish I could banish thee all for going off-topic x.x

EDIT: ZOMG! Since when do we have a paladin filter!!!1111

LOL :Fat Ass:

thhundax yoou did it gonna make me take funny in new forum! I THINK NOT!

Fatty is right about tha fat comments. See dwarves are naturally dense fer their size. Reorx blessed us with that, so when we pass out, we not hurt ourselves when we hit the floor. And it helped all the other races, cause if our density was in perportion to our height, we would be gettin all the giant, and human gals, which would make people get mad at Dwarfs.
As fer the them narsty baths, water will lower yer natural resistance to magic, as well as let monsters attack yee from downwind side. Bah, most new adventurer dwarves tis hill dwarves, anyway.